I took it as a taunt.

8:26 18 April 2023 17

clems-grove

Commission I got to do of @sergeantjessi’s adorable character!!! Huge thanks to them :D

#LOOOOKK!!! LOOK AT THEM!!! LOOK LOOK LOOK!!!! #<33333333 i am just absolutely loving this <3333333 #it's just suuuuuch adorable art. i wanna paint my walls with it <333333333 #art

8:53 23 September 2023 28

Anonymous

That clip of the black cat smacking schlagg from the latest tictok react vid 🥃👍

schlattdotgif

#have we left our thirsty era and entered our cat era im so so down #<- maybe you've finally raised the tumblr people to be better kekw #but im also down for more cat content <3 #jschlatt #jschlattlive

23:23 22 September 2023 42899

higgsfigs

When I was little I had an irrational fear of when you tried to turn off your Windows XP and the screen would gradually turn Grey as you choose which power option to enter

That shit was SCARY!!!

chronosamurai

Me: ok, sleep time!

Windows XP:

23:22 22 September 2023 866

catatonic-chaos-climax

rule

anexperimentallife

And yet he is still hungry

23:21 22 September 2023 27146

crazysodomite

23:21 22 September 2023 108091

supermary64

I love how muppets walk I wish I could walk like that

supermary64

18:10 22 September 2023 15

schlattdotgif

today on schlattdotgif : a gamersupps review you can trust

sergeantjessi

AND BOY DO I TRUST THIS REVIEW

#i've already had titty milk gamer supps but if i didn't this would make me buy it. 10/10 #video

9:37 22 September 2023 59781

blackberryjambaby

can anyone remember that post about how children write the best poems & it had an article attached showing the differences between little kids' poetry & preteens?? im desperate to find it again

blackberryjambaby

ok i found it! it's called the average fourth grader is a better poet than you (and me too)

here are three of my favourite excerpts

(writing about life as a movie) the choir enters and the director screams "sing with more terror!!!"

(writing about a family member's recent death) my brother went down to the river and put dirt on

(writing about a terminal illness) i am feeling burdened and i taste milk..... i mumble, "please please run away" but it lives where i live

#poetry and prose

9:35 22 September 2023 38305

despazito

She's being weird again

k-simplex

gayweeddaddy69

#cats

5:53 22 September 2023 61

schlattdotgif

It's Finally Here.

#to the anon who requested literally just the drilling gif uh i hope youre alright #<- ok but maybe. consider. the anon's got a point #hmmmm #jschlatt #jschlattlive

23:03 21 September 2023 22943

asofthesea

18:54 21 September 2023 181420

dialupmodern

Babe, you okay? you reblogged “and we were nice to each other” like 12 times again

16:21 21 September 2023

I just realized it’s been over 6 months since I ordered the Schlanket, over 5 months since it was supposed to be shipped, and almost 1 month since I received the “Problems have been fixed and the Schlankets are shipping now!” mail. And still no Schlanket or shipping confirmation.

Will I receive the Schlanket this year? Or even at all? At which point can I get my money back? OTL

#nothing against the schlanket but it was an impulse purchase #and with all the delay the impulse is gone #and now i'm kinda dreading the day this expensive blanket with its expensive shipping and expensive taxes will arrive #maybe it'll be all fine in the end and i'll enjoy it!!! it could be my new favourite blanket!!! #but as of right now i'm just thinking to myself. that maybe. i shouldn't have done that. #ah well we'll seeeeee #own #the sergeant speaks

15:48 21 September 2023 296

wilbursoot-updates

Photos of Wilbur (+ Good Kid) at Lovejoy Sheffield!

1, 2, 3

#lovejoy #good kid

15:47 21 September 2023 343085

theartofangirling

I’ve been waiting a year to post this

theartofangirling

it’s that time of year again

#special day rb

15:38 21 September 2023 21268

ninjasmudge

last night i had a dream that i was playing minecraft and i noticed i had 77 blocks of cobblestone in one slot instead of it being capped at 64 and it was so jarring to me that it literally booted me out of the dream. like sure you can fly now and your childhood home is a pharmacy but 77 pieces of cobblestone? unthinkable. wake the fuck up.