I took it as a taunt.

Remember way back then in school?

jess | adult | german

aro / ace / agender [they/any]

icon by clems-grove

8:26 18 April 2023 17
clems-grove

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Commission I got to do of @sergeantjessi’s adorable character!!! Huge thanks to them :D

>Check out my commission sheet!

8:53 23 September 2023 28

Anonymous

That clip of the black cat smacking schlagg from the latest tictok react vid 🥃👍

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23:23 22 September 2023 42899
higgsfigs

When I was little I had an irrational fear of when you tried to turn off your Windows XP and the screen would gradually turn Grey as you choose which power option to enter

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That shit was SCARY!!!

23:22 22 September 2023 866
anexperimentallife

And yet he is still hungry

23:21 22 September 2023 27146
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supermary64

I love how muppets walk I wish I could walk like that

18:10 22 September 2023 15
schlattdotgif

today on schlattdotgif : a gamersupps review you can trust

sergeantjessi

AND BOY DO I TRUST THIS REVIEW

9:37 22 September 2023 59781
blackberryjambaby

can anyone remember that post about how children write the best poems & it had an article attached showing the differences between little kids' poetry & preteens?? im desperate to find it again

blackberryjambaby

ok i found it! it's called the average fourth grader is a better poet than you (and me too)

here are three of my favourite excerpts

(writing about life as a movie) the choir enters and the director screams "sing with more terror!!!"ALT
(writing about a family member's recent death) my brother went down to the river and put dirt onALT
(writing about a terminal illness) i am feeling burdened and i taste milk..... i mumble, "please please run away" but it lives where i liveALT
9:35 22 September 2023 38305
despazito

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She's being weird again

5:53 22 September 2023 61
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18:54 21 September 2023 181420
dialupmodern:
“Babe, you okay? you reblogged “and we were nice to each other” like 12 times again
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dialupmodern

Babe, you okay? you reblogged “and we were nice to each other” like 12 times again

16:21 21 September 2023

I just realized it’s been over 6 months since I ordered the Schlanket, over 5 months since it was supposed to be shipped, and almost 1 month since I received the “Problems have been fixed and the Schlankets are shipping now!” mail. And still no Schlanket or shipping confirmation.

Will I receive the Schlanket this year? Or even at all? At which point can I get my money back? OTL

15:48 21 September 2023 296
wilbursoot-updates

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Photos of Wilbur (+ Good Kid) at Lovejoy Sheffield!

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15:47 21 September 2023 343085
theartofangirling:
“theartofangirling:
“I’ve been waiting a year to post this
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it’s that time of year again
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theartofangirling

I’ve been waiting a year to post this

theartofangirling

it’s that time of year again

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15:38 21 September 2023 21268
ninjasmudge

last night i had a dream that i was playing minecraft and i noticed i had 77 blocks of cobblestone in one slot instead of it being capped at 64 and it was so jarring to me that it literally booted me out of the dream. like sure you can fly now and your childhood home is a pharmacy but 77 pieces of cobblestone? unthinkable. wake the fuck up.

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